Fondled and Gobbled- Epic Erotic Spoofage

As some of you have heard over the last few weeks, I've had a super secret project going on. Okay, maybe not SUPER secret, but definitely not something we've been talking about a lot. 

Let me set the stage for you. Romanticon 2012. A table of erotic romance authors are sitting around, oogling cavemen and talking sex. Well, what else do you think we do? Anyway, as we're sitting around chatting we start throwing out our favorite over exaggerations, mistakes, and the like from erotic stories we've read. It turned into a laugh-fest as we came up with more and more things that were just 'wrong' in some stories.

This put a tiny spark of an idea in my head. Once I got home I sent emails to many of the published authors that had been privy to those chats. In the end we decided to try something... a anthology of erotic spoofs.
  
So, in February the first two volumes of our parody anthology releases. If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.


Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It

The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver. 

Releases 2/6/2013

Available for Preorder on Amazon 






Fondled and Gobbled: Going Back For Seconds

The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way all the romance novels told her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate.




Releases 2/22/2013 


Excerpts and such coming soon...