Monday, December 31, 2012

End of 2012- Thank You

I'm feeling rather mushy today. It's the end to a very exciting year for me. I started it an unknown, with dreams and aspirations of being a erotic romance published author. I'd signed my first contract not much before the end of 2011... but I had no idea if I could do it again, if anyone would buy my books, if any one would even like them.

April saw my first release day with Maggie's Abduction through Siren Bookstrand. April 21st. Two days before my birthday. I was terrified and excited in equal parts.

Since then I've had five more releases days from Siren and Ellora's Cave. I've participated in blog hops, signed books, traveled to my first writer's conference. Oh, and I can't forget stumbling on a group of wonderfully crazy authors that we now call the Cabal of Hotness. Without them I wouldn't have had such a great end-of-year. I could keep adding things to this list. So many firsts it would take me all day to list them. It has been a fantastic journey!

I am so thankful for this last year. I've been allowed to live a dream that I never thought possible. I'm so thankful for the authors that have led me by the hand through the secretive passageways of authordom. Thankful for the readers that have continued to buy my books and let me know that they enjoy my writing. I'm so ABSOLUTELY thankful to my hubby. Without him and the days he's taken as kid-watcher I wouldn't have completed a single story. (I feel like I'm at the Grammy's)

Thank you to everyone that stops by my blog, reads what I have to say, comments on the blogs and generally make me feel loved. 2012 was an awesome year! I'm really looking forward to 2013!

Love, peace and harmony to you and your family in the new year!

Come check out the Cabal's introduction to the world today on  We're going to be giving away a really nice GiftCard at the end of January!

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Demystifying the Male- 8

Welcome to Demystifying the Male

This week is all about giving and receiving gifts... the DtM way!

What was the sexiest present you’ve received during the holidays?

Jose: A latina in yellow laced Victoria Secrets lingerie was most definitely the sexiest gift I've received!!!

Phil: I suppose I’d have to say Nookie.  I really don’t recall receiving a gift I could call sexy.  Gifts to me are usually practical in nature, rather than whimsical or sexy.  Who knows, maybe this year will be different.

Ramrod: Well it wasn't during the holidays, it was on a trip back from Florida.  My present was an exhibitionist fantasy played out by my wife.  After reading EC's Dirty Pictures for about an hour, somewhere past the Georgia border, she started stripping in the front seat of the truck as I was driving down the expressway.  We went down the express way in moderate traffic, No window tint with her skirt pulled up to her waist and her topless.  We fondled each other back and forth for a couple of hours. When she though I was teased enough, she traded her hands for her lips and finished me off.  She stayed topless until we pulled into a rest stop about a half hour later. What made it sexier is I have pictures to re-live it. It would make a good EC for Men story if I could write.

Sexiest present you’ve given?

Phil: A bustier that makes her yummy.  Nuff said!

Jose: Shit, I don't know... lmao MY DICK lol

Vile: A remote control Butterfly Vibrator. I love playing and being in control in public.
* Lea Note: Now, that is a sexy gift. Gotta love the Butterfly Vibrators!

Ramrod: The Sexiest gift I have given according to my wife is after a bad day, a message with a happy ending.  I usual start by rubbing her back and legs in attempt to behave my self.  After she is good and relaxed, I start to turn up the heat.  I work my way closer and closer to between her legs till I have full access.  Once she has gotten off a few times, I go back to a standard message until she falls asleep.

Coolest gift you've ever given or received?

Phil: Does a threesome count?
*Lea Note: Yes, Phil, that counts. LOL
Jose: The coolest is I bought my moms a 55-in T.V. last year. Think that was pretty sweet.

Vile: A new Flogger, and ball gag. To use on someone else of course.

Ramrod: The coolest gift I have received was on my wife's Birthday.  She surprised me last summer with a new 2011 Harley Davidson Nightrod.  Yes, you read that right, she bought Me a Harley on Her birthday. A few years earlier  I sold my Honda to pay bills and she said I was over due for some "Ted Time". Whenever I would get stressed out, Ted and I could just hop on our bikes and go for a ride.  No talking needed, just the open road and a friend to share it with. I had been looking a bikes for months and knew what I wanted but hadn't tried to find one.  So while I was at work, she went on the hunt to find me a bike.  The local dealership tracked the exact one she was looking for in PA.  Without knowing the price of the bike, she filed out the loan paperwork and laid out a $1000.00 deposit to have the bike shipped to Ohio.  She then came up to work and gave me a small box wrapped in Harley wrapping paper.  It was a Harley Davidson key chain and a picture of a Nightrod.  At first I was thinking it was another nudge to go and pick out a bike, then she handed me the loan paperwork and told me Liberty Harley Davidson will be delivering it in two days.  Not only is it the coolest gift, it has a cool story behind it as well.

My fearless, mostly permanent men, o' the hour are:

Jose Da Hood from Ellora's Cave and the Cave Chaos Radio

Mr. Vile Woods blogger, Dominant, all around open guy. Check out his blog HERE.

Phil Richards Awesome hubs of my fellow erotic romance author, Anya Richards.

Ramrod Director of Project Management for Ellora's Cave Publishing  If it plugs into a wall, battery operated, needs built, rebuilt, lifted, driven, fixed or figured out.........that's me

If you have other questions you'd like to pose, ask your questions by leaving me a comment, shooting me an email or finding me on Facebook or Twitter. I'll make sure your questions are answered. Make sure you come back and visit every Thursday for another installment.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Character Interview- Ricardo De La Cruz

Please welcome Patricia Macias... she's waiting on the arrival of her hero, Ricardo, so sit back and grab a drink until he gets here...

I’m waiting for Ricardo Emmanuel De La Cruz to arrive for our meeting.  I’m at the coffee shop that is located down the street from the De La Cruz Inc.  There are several patio tables under some oak trees.   I’m excited to meet this year’s selection for the Hot Sexy Playboy in Southern California.

Okay, he’s finally arrived. Oh dios mio, he’s a gorgeous man.  Ricardo Emmanuel would be described as hot.  Ricardo has a square jaw with awesome high cheek bones.  His nose is straight and he has full delicious lips.  Ricky is tall and lean with defined muscles. He has incredible green eyes with long black eyelashes. His skin tone is golden brown. He maintains his black hair a little long, just reaching his collar.  Wow, no wonder the chicas chase him. He’s HOT! 

I would like to introduce Ricardo Emmanuel De La Cruz.  Ricky is an attorney and he’s a manager in his familia’s company.  He’s young wealthy, confident, fun-loving, and warm.  He’s a gentleman, assertive, and sexy.  Ricardo is in control of his life.
Hi Ricardo, thank you for allowing this interview.  It’s fantastic that you’re this year’s selection for the Hot Sexy Playboy in Southern California. 
Hi Patricia, it’s an incredible surprise.  I never expected to be selected as the playboy in Southern California.  I definitely never contemplated that I’m viewed as a playboy. 

Ricardo can you tell us what drives you?
I’m driven to help my familia’s company to excel. My deepest desire is to seek my alma gemela (soul mate). I’m tired of the crazy chicas that chase me.  I’m baffled that Jacqueline runs away from me.  This is a first and my greatest challenge yet. 

What is Ricardo Emmanuel’s favorite guilty pleasure? 
I love my mama’s tortas, but my number one guilty pleasure is to make love.  I love to make love, but now I only want one mujer. 

Ricardo what is your weakness? 
My weakness is women and I’m going loco. I only want Jacqueline Cortez.  She’s my weakness.

Ricardo what is your fondest memory?

My fondest memory is the day that I saw Jacqueline for the first time.  That day was incredible.  I obviously can’t describe the moment (Ricky grins).

Ricardo can you share three of your deepest, darkest secrets.

I do not enjoy the chicas chasing me.  I would prefer to do the chasing.  Jacki and I have been seeing each other for a while and the familia doesn’t know.

A biography has been written about you. What do you think the title would be in six words or less? 
Ricardo’s world is rocked hard.

Ricardo what is your favorite sexy food? 
I love chocolate covered strawberries.

What is it about Jacki that drives you loco?
The key element that drives me loco for Jacqueline is that she’s my alma gemela (soul mate). She rages through my blood, is etched in my alma, and fused to my corazon.  I love that Jacqueline is sweet and natural.  The best part is that she’s delicious, passionate, and only mia for eternity.

Ricardo it has been a pleasure interviewing you.   I can see why you were selected for this year Hot Sexy Playboy. 
Patricia, I want to thank you for such an enjoyable visit. (He grins winking at me.)

Hot & Enchanting, De La Cruz Saga by P.T. Macias   
The hot-blooded saga of the De La Cruz familia and their fortunes is centered on romantic relationships of the explosively passionate nature. 

The first novels in the series are Hot & Spicy. The bachelor wars the Mexican cartel to protect his amor, familia, and fortune.  Hot & Forbidden~ Star-crossed lovers break taboos and fight against the chains that bind their amor.                              
Hot & Enchanting~ Ricardo Emmanuel De La Cruz is the sexy playboy attorney. He’s one of the managers in the familia’s company. He’s enjoys the chicas that chase him.  They’ve been chasing him his entire life.
Ricky literally runs into Jacqueline Cortez. She’s a bella, shy, and quiet certified public accountant that works for the familia.  Jacqueline turns his world upside down.
Jacqueline Cortez has been in love with Ricardo her entire life.  She never dreamed that running into him would unleash the amor that she locked up.  Jacki had lost hope of ever catching his eye.  Will she be able to outrun Ricardo and avoid being his next conquest? How long can Jacqueline resist Ricardo’s attention? Is she doomed to fall under his enchantment and into his waiting arms? 

 To buy link   ~

Hot & Wild will be available in a few weeks!
Hot & Wild ~ Christian Arturo De La Cruz is a Navy SEAL. Christian lives for excitement. He loves it when the risk is great, dangerous, and complex. He enjoys the thrill of conquering the enemy when on a mission and the chicas when he’s on leave.
P.T. Macias Links - I love to chitchat, stop by and visit.  Enter to win grand prize.  Follow to enjoy a De La Cruz Saga novel that I will start posting in December 2012.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Tattoo Tuesday- Christmas Edition

Merry Christmas!

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Pecs and Presents Blog Hop and Giveaway

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you!

To celebrate the ending on an epic year, we are bringing you a contest and potential presents. Oh, and some very hot pecs... because what is better than pecs and presents?! All you have to do is visit the authors participating and guess what Caveman each set of pecs belong to.

Each of the authors below have offered something for the prize box. There will be ONE winner of the prize box across the blog hop
Amazon Gift Cards totally $25, Ellora's Cave GC worth $10, ebook copies of Alpha in Hiding, Valentine Master, Take It Off!, Primal Song, Double Dare

How do you enter? Well, you must do the following:
1. Visit each author's blog
Lea Barrymire
Danica Avet
AM Griffin
Sky Robinson
Erin Simone
Frances Stockton
2. Enter your guess as to who's pecs are featured on THAT blog post in the Linky (do NOT post as a comment)
3. Every person that answers correctly on this blog will be entered once for the prize
4. If you have all of the guesses correct on all 6 blogs you will be entered an two additional times for the prize

So, you can be entered a maximum of 8 times for this contest.
Who does this torso belong to?
You can click on each of the names to visit their Facebook pages to take a gander at their pecs


Enter your guess using the Linky below... Do NOT enter your guess as a comment:

Here's the legal mumbo jumbo:
- Entering this contest means you have read, understood, and agree with all rules and regulations stated.- Entrants must be 18 or older (or age of majority in your country) to enter and to win.- No purchase necessary.- Void where prohibited.- All stated rules are subject to change without notification or reason given.- Chances of winning vary widely based on the number of entries received.- Prize is as stated. No substitutions or exchanges.
- Contest host is not responsible to misrepresented/mistyped email addresses, spam filters, mailer daemons, and other internet wackiness that may crop up at the time of winner notification.
- Winners are final.- Contest Starts 00:01EST December 22nd and Ends 12:59EST December 24th and open to International participants- Winners will be notified via email, twitter, or facebook no later than 12:00EST December 26th -Respond by date to collect prize is 14 days from notification date.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Demystifying the Male- 7

 Welcome to the latest segment of
Demystifying the Male

What is it about boobs that fascinate men? Shape? Size? Real vs fake?

Jose: TITTIES we love them all, big, little, hand cuff size....real......fake I don’t discriminate. It’s what we know WOMEN HAVE!!!!!

Vile: I admire the female body. Breast I prefer small 32A maybe a B. I have dated women with implants, most look good in clothes, but when the bra comes off, you know.

Phil: Honestly, while I like boobs, like to play with them and suck on them, I'm not particularly fascinated by them (I'm really a leg man!) although small, hard nipples will definitely get my attention, and hold it! Shape? Round, not long. Size? Small to medium, and definitely real--no fake. 

Ramrod: What is it about boobs that fascinates me? Well, I am not a boob man but I do appreciate a nice rack.  What draws me.......the softness.  I like a women who is soft and curvy and what is more soft and curvy than a boob.  Shape, I really don't have a shape preference.  Size, I guess that is determined by the woman's build.  I have seen big tits and small tits, and I have been turned on by both.  I guess the only thing I could come up with is they should look somewhat proportioned to her body.  I have never got a chance to play with a fake set to pass proper judgement.  So basing on visual alone I would have to say real.  Mainly because the ones I can tell are fake from visual are because they are altered to the point they don't look natural.  Bigger is not always better.  The one thing you didn't ask is what is my favorite part of a boob.  Most women show off the top of her cleavage but my favorite is side-boob.  Anyone can show the top of their tits but not many outfits show the sides. 

Sexiest thing about a woman? Least sexiest?
Vile: The sexiest thing about a woman , her ass and thighs. Least Nail polish that is flaking. Again one of the first things I notice

Phil: For me the sexiest thing about a woman is smiling eyes. It's really awesome when a woman smiles and her eyes smile as much as her mouth. The least's toss-up. In the physical arena excessively large boobs are a turn-off for me, as is body odor. I also don't like a woman who's pretentious or has a negative attitude. You know...the constant complainer?

Jose: Sexiest physically, is a cute face and fat ass. Sexiest mentally, is confidence ( but not all that attitude). Least sexiest physically, shit let me think....I guess feet. lol (just take care of them please!) And mentally I dislike a stuck up B*T*H excuse my French. lol

Ramrod: What's the sexiest thing about a woman... her softness.  They say opposites attract and that is true.  Men are rough and hard and women are smooth and soft.  I think a woman with a soft body is sexy as hell.  You don't have to be overweight to have a soft body but when you don't need an X-ray machine to see bones, you need to eat something. I have been with a woman who had no meat on her bones and it was like banging a skeleton.  I like running my hand over the curves of her body and I don't want it to feel like I am fondling a dude.  You can still have muscle, just don't make yourself look like a castrated Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What's the least sexiest thing about a woman.... When she has a bitchy attitude.  No matter how hot she seemed or how sexy the clothes, if her attitude is bitchy, I am not thinking dick slap, she needs a good bitch slap.  No, I will never hit a woman (spankings don't count? Right?) but I know a few women that would line up to do it for me.  Oh and the definition of bitchy attitude is 24-7-365 why the hell does there have to be a leap year, men suck, women envy me, my job sucks, I am better than every one and noting anyone else does it ever good enough attitude.

Your balls....discuss How do men want them played with? Tugged, rolled, squeezed?
(This question is for my Cabal sister, Sasha... here you go hon.)
Vile: I like to have my balls rubbed at night while in bed watching TV. This puts me in the relaxed mode. So it is required nightly.

Phil: Well, what can I say about balls? They're sensitive and love attention, especially when there's a blowjob involved. They can be very annoying when they stick to my leg or fall out the leg of my boxers, and they're very hard to shave...or so I've heard *shifty eyes*. As for how to play with them, rolled! Definitely rolled! Tugging and squeezing can involve pain, and even if inadvertent that's not cool. Even sucking can be too much, especially if the woman gets excited.

Jose: I liked my balls rubbed with, kissed and licked. Roll them in yea hands......PLEASE PLAY WITH MY BALLS lol But I never had them squeezed.

Ramrod: My balls.... How do I like them played with? Tugged, rolled, and squeezed .... Yes please and don't forget rubbed and patted.  Nothing rough, just show them some attention, some gentle stimulation.  Remember they're are two of them in there, so show them some individuality attention.  Roll one around with your fingers, and then move to the other side.  Special treat is if you have nails, grip them one at a time with your finger nail tips.  Not enough pressure to hurt but just enough to know you are in control.  Just a gentle reminder you could cause immense pain but give great pleasure. It is part dominance and part danger that make it pleasurable. 

My fearless, mostly permanent men, o' the hour are:

Jose Da Hood from Ellora's Cave and the Cave Chaos Radio

Mr. Vile Woods blogger, Dominant, all around open guy. Check out his blog HERE.

Phil Richards Awesome hubs of my fellow erotic romance author, Anya Richards.

Ramrod Director of Project Management for Ellora's Cave Publishing  If it plugs into a wall, battery operated, needs built, rebuilt, lifted, driven, fixed or figured out.........that's me

If you have other questions you'd like to pose, ask your questions by leaving me a comment, shooting me an email or finding me on Facebook or Twitter. I'll make sure your questions are answered. Make sure you come back and visit every Thursday for another installment.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Fondled and Gobbled- Epic Erotic Spoofage

As some of you have heard over the last few weeks, I've had a super secret project going on. Okay, maybe not SUPER secret, but definitely not something we've been talking about a lot. 

Let me set the stage for you. Romanticon 2012. A table of erotic romance authors are sitting around, oogling cavemen and talking sex. Well, what else do you think we do? Anyway, as we're sitting around chatting we start throwing out our favorite over exaggerations, mistakes, and the like from erotic stories we've read. It turned into a laugh-fest as we came up with more and more things that were just 'wrong' in some stories.

This put a tiny spark of an idea in my head. Once I got home I sent emails to many of the published authors that had been privy to those chats. In the end we decided to try something... a anthology of erotic spoofs.
So, in February the first two volumes of our parody anthology releases. If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.

Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It

The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver. 

Releases 2/6/2013

Available for Preorder on Amazon 

Fondled and Gobbled: Going Back For Seconds

The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way all the romance novels told her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate.

Releases 2/22/2013 

Excerpts and such coming soon... 

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Tattoo Tuesday featuring Austin Standage

Happy Tattoo Tuesday to you!

This week I'm featuring the adorable and completely sexy
Austin Standage

About me, well I am from Stillwater, Oklahoma now living in Edmond, Oklahoma. Moved here five years ago to wrestle for UCO but found a new passion for lifting.

Multiple people told me I couldn't model because my height. But I followed my dream and never quit. Now I compete in men's physique class A and placed 7th at my first National show.

I was studying biology pre-med so you can say I am a nerd. I am a follower of Christ and hope to one day influence young adults not to follow a path that I went down.

Austin is working on a one-on-one online training business. But, it's just now starting off. His plan is to work with folks on weight loss, muscle building, prep diets, and all. 
If you're interested in more info, you can contact him via email,

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Eric Battershell Photography

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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Sexy Debut Book- AM Griffin

Welcome a brand-new Ellora's Cave author,
A.M. Griffin
aka Chocolate Hotness from the Cabal of Hotness author group 

Sex excerpt:
Eva rose and planted both feet firmly on the floor. With her hair streaming around her, she squatted above him. Her hand trembled as she reached down, grabbed his thick cock and positioned it to her tight opening.
She hesitated. She really wasn’t afraid of the size or the man, but what this would mean for her future.
Taio caressed her thighs, urging her down. Taking a deep breath, Eva slowly lowered. The head pressed against her tightness, not budging, too big to enter her. Determined, she tried to work it in, wiggling onto it.
His fingers tightened on her thighs. “If you keep that up, you will make me spill my seed.”
Taio pumped up in a hard thrust. The large head penetrated her.
She closed her eyes and threw her head back. “Oh fuck!”
He grabbed both thighs, holding her unsteady body while he thrust his hips up and down, inching his thick cock deeper into her tight sheath. Her slick walls coated him as it stretched her open.
She slowly moved her hips to meet his rhythm, taking more of him, inch by glorious inch, pumping the length of his penetrating shaft.
Taio’s hands moved to grip her hips. With the pain receding, she was soon overcome by pleasure. Her pace slightly quickened. He filled her up and she wanted more.
The sounds of his shaft now slickened by her juices filled the bridge. Moaning, she dropped to her knees. His shaft filled her to the core, completely stretching her to the limits.
With a groan, Taio rolled his eyes back into his head. “Great Ancients.”
His fingers dug painfully into her skin. She rocked on his shaft, increasing her pace. Each time she rose, her pussy milked him, sucking him back in.
He grabbed her tighter and pumped, faster and harder. Her breasts bounced and swayed in his face. He took one of the hard nipples in his mouth and sucked. His teeth grazed against her sensitive bud.
She slammed her hips down on him. Any fears she had before were long since gone, replaced by intense need.
“You are mine.” He groaned.
Eva erupted with a scream, her walls contracting and spasming against his rod. Holding her tight against his body, he thrust up, spilling his seed deep inside her.
Spent, they both lay quietly, breathing hard, trying to catch their breaths. Eva tried sliding off of him, but was stopped short by a firm hand. Taio’s cock thickened and pulsed inside her again.
Taio answered by pumping his thick shaft in her swollen sheath. 

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